Post Walk With Christo

Listen I understand the whole story with the food thing food blog trope now… I was walking with Christo and was going to get chili string beans from chili garden on Baltimore but decided to try and make my own- def not as good but I actually looked up a recipe which seems like an achievement in itself- I guess I’m going to watch stargate bc my bff (James White) from 2013-2015 spent those entire two years trying to get me to – I think I should’ve put more sugar in these

ANY WAY HERES MY DREAM FROM LAST NIGHT

I was in some wild car situation with my dad and he wanted to stop at “hot topic” (it wasn’t hot topic) to get something before we went to finish up this house we were working on- he was driving my truck and I was mad about it cos it kept lurching and I told him he was in between gears but he didn’t listen

Anyway I stole these Adidas basketball shorts but when we go back to the car they were xxl and I realized that wouldn’t work so I went inside and spent an absurd amount of time going through all these shelves upon shelves of clothes looking for the same shorts in a small but then gave up and remembered I was late for work and told my dad I’d just walk there

Without travel time I suddenly was an after school teacher which was stressful and weird because of COVID but I was trying to make these anatomy fill in the blank worksheets on the computer and just getting so frustrated with technological hang ups while all these kids were running and playing behind me- then this one teacher came up to me and said – Admir and his sister need someone to walk them home bc their parents can’t make it would I take them and I said totally! (Relieved to not have to do the computer work) and I got them bundled up and we went out in the snowy city streets (which were quite narrow and hectic- lots of laundry lines above us) and I made Admir hold my hand with his little blue snow mitt and I told him he had to hold his sisters hand – he was probably like 6 and his sister 4. Anyway, I don’t quite remember what happened, perhaps an earthquake, but something dramatic, we had to run and I picked up his sister and he ran after me and we ducked into this house that was I guess close to theirs (somehow they knew the ppl living there) this house we found out was a squat and the guys that lived there were greasy and chain smoking inside but the kids knew them and they seemed nice- I was mostly worried bc Covid (were in a strangers house) and I had no way to contact their parents to let them know we were safe – so I was trying to relax (really I couldn’t) and this older woman came down to talk to the children and offer them food – there was peeling wallpaper and smoke everywhere – suddenly doors began slamming and the old woman said – that’s the ghost, she’s mad bc we allowed you in without asking permission – so I got incredibly scared and was like we got to gtfo before this ghost traps us and once again scooped up admirs sister and bolted for the door but he wouldn’t follow and when I turned he was washing all this dirt off the wall and o tried to pull him and he said NO! The ghost told me! She’s mad about the dirt not us! And I still very scared was like ok bro! If I help you wash the dirt can we leave?!? So we both with these sopping ass dirty rags began to wash this dirt from the wall and that’s when I woke up

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